Let’s have dinner in Paris.
“I never told anyone that before.”
I was already in his shopping trolley, but he wanted to keep shopping.
If you really love me, you love my kid too
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
Should we just expect nothing of a man? Aren’t expectations part of what a relationship is? The expectation that the other person will be there for you?
"Erica, you are a woman to love…"
Harry Sanborn, Something’s Gotta Give (via denizgork96)
Another example of a faux “I love you.” Don’t fall for it!
Ugh, when a man says this. Run, Annie!
Let’s not be one of those couples who tries to keep in touch. Let’s just say goodbye.
Basically, men make women crazy, and if we all could try to understand each other better, it would be mutually satisfying.
"I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories. The horrible are like, I don’t know, terminal cases, you know, and blind people, crippled. I don’t know how they get through life. It’s amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So you should be thankful that you’re miserable, because that’s very lucky, to be miserable."
Woody Allen, Annie Hall (via thequotesjar)
Does Annie Hall punch him after he says this?